《闭眼我》
嘘。。
听！
《Close-eyed me》
Shh..
Listen!
“……&*……&（”
《Sleeper's self aware
睡 觉 人 的 自 我 意 识 》
Mid 2023
Photoshop
？
Is the dream still the same dream?
“ OPIU*&#)(R*_)(KJH#()*EUKJNC<XZ<MVKLJSAUIOu0ias地方看见撒打开了啦（）——（）（） ”
“可能吗？
Is it even possible?”
转身举手我争先
上台跳舞我随便
随随便便跳一下
听取掌声一大片
《梦中跳舞我随随便便》
凸
（The poem portrays a playful scene in childish tonal beauty, where 'I' get up on stage, dance in a surreally casual manner, and receive grand applause.
It is titled 'In a dream, I dance at ease.' ）
“*所谓intrinsic
suowei
本质））独立变得与*（……”
《 Dance, and objectively dance
舞 蹈 ，和 客 观 地 舞 蹈 》
2019
Photoshop
“不要在乎那种不具建设性的情感！舞起来！
Do not mind those unconstructive emotions!”
凸
客观地跳舞它究竟是不是舞蹈呢？
**At the time, a Chinese idol danced an objectively innovative dance bravely, but was made fun of for its cringeness worldwide.
凸
“**--丢下 iuiu
阿拉（**我也可以的！@！”
“*I can do it too!
我也可以的！@！”
“*=*（）*）（）*颗粒 抗裂砂浆丢下 iuiu
阿拉（）（）9a809woow
do I do I *啊考勤看
我可以的！@！”
《Anxiety-inducing postures
制 造 焦 虑 的 姿 势 》
Early 2019
Photoshop, Illustrator
我要发自拍吗？用滤镜吗？写剧本吗？报个班吗？每天都要发东西吗？定个日程表吗？搞个学位吗？
Do I post selfies? Do I use filters? Do I write a script? Take a class? Post things daily? Make a schedule? Get a degree?
“那想多少？
Think how much? ”
“^%&$$(”
“不要想那么多，真的
Don't overthink it, for real”
《 to zhuang or not to zhuang, is a question, but not a choice
装 还 是 不 装 ，
是 一 个 问 题，但 不 是 一 种 选 择》
Early 2020
Photoshop, Illustrator
“装b是话语权争夺战里的一种战术动作，因为艺术界整体的b水平普遍偏高。ZhuangB is an important tactical move in the war of discourse because the overall B level in arts is very high.”
“Word, word”
“有道理，妙”
把炸洋葱圈戴上手指
我才想起我本来就是指环王
响指一打
120个b每分钟
《我怎么装都装不完》
“再装一点！
Even more B! ”
（“ZhuangB”is a playful Chinese slang meaning putting up on air. In this context“B”means“class”;
“zhuang”means pretend.
The poem on the left portrays“me”suddenly remembering I was the lord of the ring when putting an onion ring on my finger, and I start to snap a rhythm of 120 BPM, which is way too many Bs（class）.
It is a humorous poem on the nature of“B”, all while posing as very casual - to technically maximize the B that's zhuanged).
今天夜里学区房
发出震天啪啪响
居委会的大妈疯狂拍打门
“Are you ok? 小伙子？”
原来
那不是闪电
是我读书的姿势太强
红领巾在胸前打出了120个b每分钟的鞭花
“不能再读了！b太多，已经装不下了！”
“好吧，那把我的电脑拿来，我搞点艺术”
《艺术说它不从，我抓过来就是两个大逼斗》
（It's an aesthetically, conceptually, and technically innovative poem, that speaks the surreal event of my red scarf whipping a 120 BPM sonic boom because my posture of study is too strong. The sonic boom echos the district and sounds like thunder to have incited community panics.
In the end, art doesn't comply, I grab and smacked it in the face.
The B level in this poem is off-the-chart. )
“装b的学术化、艺术化、方法化会导致b的通货膨胀，以至于大众对于艺术界的b正在产生信任危机。
he academicalization, aestheticization, and methodicalization of zhuangB is inflating the overall B level in the market, renders a trust crysis of B in the arts.
“KLJOI*YHSlkdgakljalksjd风口浪尖啊圣诞快乐法师90人易速达付款记录这块电力科技克拉斯d8zh8er90”
(尖叫
screaming)
《 A garden
一 个 花 园 》
Early 2019
VR experience, 3D sculpture
虚拟现实体验，3D雕塑
我本来要做一个VR展览，但是搞了一团收拾不了的摊子，只能说是一个花园了。
然后我写了一篇辞藻华丽的诗来让观众觉得这真的是一件非常非常深奥的作品。
诗就不摆出来了，休息一下。
I was going to make a VR exhibition but made a mess, so I say it's a garden.
Then I wrote a very intricate but wordy poem to loop the audiences into believing it's indeed a very deep piece of work.
I'll save you the trouble of the poem, rest.
(2022年，我混进了新东方去当视传老师。以下是一部分我的亲学生的作品:
In 2022, I was a visual communication teacher in a portfolio agency. Here are some works of my lucky students:
《 Gossip Magazine
八 卦 杂 志 》
Original work 2022
Student work by Shao, Linmin
学生邵林敏作
A conceptual magazine
一本概念杂志
“把同学们的八卦用狗仔语法编成了校园八卦杂志。结果被八卦的同学火冒三丈。”
“Linmin turned classmates' gossip into a paparazzi-style gossip magazine. The gossiped classmates were furious.”
“哈哈
haha”
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*process, detail
“*&^%@。看这个。。。 。那个那个。。。。@（. look at this# this@ and that & ^ that* ( & * ) ”
“就是那种主义啊
That ism! ”
“哪种主义啊
what ism is this? ”
《 user-friendly interface but violent in nature
友 好 的 用 户 界 面 里 有 暴 力 的 内 核 》
Early 2022 (reworked in 2023)
in collaboration with student Shi,Yichen
与学生施奕丞合作
Photoshop,Illustrator, Blender, C4D
*process
《 Class demo # 1897
课 堂 示 范 # 1897 》
Early 2022
Photoshop
“?”
“no”
《 Two-faced person
双 面 人 》
Mid 2022
Student work by Chan, Han
学生常涵作
《Kidnapped by computer
被 电 脑 绑 架 》
Mid 2022
Student work by Guan, Qin
学生管卿作
《 Everybody dance matt
每 个 人 跳 舞 毯 》
Mid 2022
Student work by Xu, Xiaojue
学生常涵作
《 Online wedding
线 上 婚 礼 》
Student work by Zhan,Yujing
学生张钰婧作
Mid 2022
A conceptual event
一个概念事件
“在疫情期间，我们做了一场线上婚礼，通过把仪式感这种很现实的东西给线上化，来反思一下这个日益加速的数字化进程。
但是在做完之后感觉它就像真的一样，原来数字仪式感也是仪式感。所以反思失败，反倒是给它加速了。”
“At the height of the pandemic, we held an online wedding. By somewhat adapting the sense of ceremony, a very tangible element, we reflected on the increasing acceleration of digitalization.
But after it's finished, it felt as real as an actual wedding. We had new insights. Were we truly reflecting, or accelerating?”
“消遣式的消费像是一种对美好生活的投币祈福。
既然都是买高价的吃灰物件，你还如不直接买个祝福。
消费、信仰、幸福垂直整合，一步到位。”
《 Instant blessing
方 便 祝 福 》
Mid 2022
Student work by Ye, Yangjing
学生叶泱晶作
A conceptual religion brand
一个概念宗教/品牌
“？”
“！”
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asd98780998as89df890fa09s890-0()*)()*(98a9s7阿达卡扣式老地方9乤尺寸——）（）（）*
“当老师满好玩！但是偶尔玩一下就行了！
Much fun to be a teacher! But only very occasionally tho!”
《 mountain & distilled water
山 和 蒸 馏 水 》
2023 reworked
Photoshop
《 I pretend to smile after a full day of class
上 了 一 天 课 之 后 我 的 假 笑 》
Mid 2022
Photoshop
《 Heart of a messy tomb
心 如 乱 坟 》
Mid 2022
Photoshop
“silly silly silly.
auk...”
《 Holding gaze with hormones
和 荷 尔 蒙 对 视 》
Early 2022
Photoshop
“ 🙏🏻🙏🏻”
“*(&*)(真情实感(*)*genuine emotions*(&()”
《 Steak dinner
牛 排 晚 餐》
Late 2022
Photoshop
*&……（）&（））（）*（
）（）*（）
（）*（））（
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89*（）&*
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“？”
《 Dior, wtf are you saying
叼，雷 讲 咩 哇 》
2018
Photoshop
《 domestic tourism
当 地 旅 游 》
Late 2021
Photoshop
…*上网的感觉）*@）&(*Browsing internet *((*& （）*&*（）
“？”
“？”
“？”
“这在学术上太酷了，我 感觉到了飞翔
This is so academically cool I'm practically flying”
“但学术究竟是什么呢？
but what actually is academic？”
“真 耐 人 寻 味 啊。。。
What a mystery...”
“？”
“？”
《 new domestic tourism
新 当 地 旅 游 》
Mid 2023
Photoshop
&2023上网%=（）*browsing internet in 2023@（）&……@？？？
“！”
“！”
“&……&*……（&（*”
我给学生上课，）（）&（）…………
“！”
“！”
“？”
“？”
“？”
《 Digital ascend
数 字 升 天 》
Mid 2019
Unreal Engine 4,Gravity Sketch
虚拟现实体验
数字升天是一个提前体验数字猫猫头升入数字天堂的虚拟现实体验。
Digital Ascend is a VR pre-experience of digital emo kitty ascending into a digital heaven.
“？”
“？”
“？”
“！”
?
“！”
“！”
!
“。。。”
《 Die job death car
无 事 死 车》
2019
Photoshop，C4D
collected by 老刘醒醒
《Play the fuck out of my iPhone
爆 玩 我 的 苹 果 手 机 》
Mid 2019, 2023 reworked
Photoshop, Illustrator
“我感受到了这个手机有多好玩。
I feel how fun it was to play that phone.”
“那就够了宝贝，那就够了。
Then that's enough baby that's enough.”
Enter:
进入：
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